unrealistically high expectations for skanks (theonion.com)

OMG !!! the onion frequently puts out some superbly hilarious videos. this is one of those times.

Bret Michaels' show on VH1 often makes me want to pop out my eyeballs even if it's just in between channel changes. other times i sit there in shock, unable to move. i'm wondering where women like this come from, and being horrified that they may actually exist in real life. hahaha!

well, thank bajeebus for theonion.com! they've got some hilarious solutions to help out these forlorn and forsaken women of the Bret Michaels fan club and other women just like them on reality tv.

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Miss JC said...

Oh, gotta love those trashy shows..well, I watch them. They are pure entertainment. Hope you are doing well, Steve! :)

Eppie said...

oh wow!be happy that this kind of women aactually exisit in real life.. :)

awakeningmoon said...

ZOMG...this is absolutely hilarious....yes SKANKDOM is universal every country has them!!!

Kylie w Warszawie said...

I totally puffy pink heart the Onion! Do you subscribe and watch them on your iPod? Is that only me?

Steve Morozumi said...

Miss JC - yes, it's strange, though they're fairly repulsive; sometimes i find myself watching them. it's like the attraction of a moth to the flame. :D-i'm doing well, thanks for askin'! how are you doin'?

Eppie - well, who isn't happy that these kind of women exist? but then again, who is? lol!

awakeningmoon - yeah, this video's a side splitting hilarity possibly reflecting at least a pinky's worth of truth. hehe!

Kylie w Warszwawie - since we both love the onion, maybe we should send them a heart card for V day! haha! i like your ipod idea. now all i have to do is get one. ;)

SK said...

=D Ya gotta love the Onion!!! Very riotous post! *SK*

Cheryl said...

The Onion was created by geniuses for geniuses.

Kmac said...

Omg! Hilarious! Definitely need a good laugh! I'm still laughing...

Steve Morozumi said...

SK - riotous indeed! who doesn't love the onion?

Cheryl - ahhhh, doesn't it feel good to be a genius, AND laugh about it?

Kmac - yeah, this is the laugh that keeps on giving! awesomeness.

Ashley said...

that show is horrible. The Rock of Love Bus thingy I mean. It makes it okay for men to be pigs when woman act like trash like that.


Ron Centeno said...

That was totally hilarious!

AG said...

Hilarious! The onion is brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

Steve Morozumi said...

Ashley - yeah, rock of love should be called flock of dumb. lol!

Ron Centeno - yes it is!

AG - you're welcome!

Bird* said...

this is nothing short of amazing.
you's a hoe... fo sho!

Steve Morozumi said...

Bird* - it is truly amazing! who isn't a hoe fo sho? ezybody a hoe! hahaha!

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